Blonde Cheerleaders Don't Fart CD!
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Price: £4.99
Overview
The Must Have CD for Fartoholics everywhere! Intrigued?....read on.....
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Description
Chillies and Farts - the two go hand in hand. Whether you have totally embraced a life long passion ... the fine art to fart, or you're just a weekend dabbler, this is the shit. So crank up the volume, grab a cold glass of onion soda, sit back and join in as you listen in full spectrum Farto-Sonic fidelity to such all-time fart classics as Pizza Delivery Boy Fart Semi-Castrated British Gentleman in Ladies Silk Panties Fart Grim Reaper Death Ripper Fart Red-Eye-New Delhi To Kathmandu In-Fight Peanuts ... Recently Promoted Co-Pilot Fart
Ingredients
99 OF THE WORLDS DEADLIEST FARTS - no preservatives or artificial colourings are used (to the best of our knowledge!)
Dr Hotz! Says:
Long time friend of Hot-Headz! Bill used to run a great liitle hot sauce company along with his lovely wife Debbie. We sold their amazing sauces for several years before they sadly left the hot sauce world. Bill's penis reduction operation failed and left him with a chronic illness that led to severe flatulance - a kind of tourettes of the arse. The curse of his trouser trumpeting soon turned out to actually be a blessing. Bill found that there were others like him...and so he went in search of the world's deadliest farts - here for your enjoyment, are 99 of the most deadly!
